Happy May 11, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

Here is the simple but powerful rule - always give people more than they expect to get.

- Nelson Boswell

Bad Joke of the Day

Why do you think clouds are like people riding horses?
Because they hold the rains.

Random Fact of the Day

The word "pound" is abbreviated "lb." from the Latin "libra pondo", meaning weight or balance, where the constellation got its name.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

21-11 | 1st Place | 3 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Baltimore: 0 Next Up: Tues., May 11, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 121 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/