The B-Daily

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 | Day #156


Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

- unknown


Bad Joke of the Day

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all. The eight guys already built it!


Random Fact of the Day

The longest putt in history was measured at 140 feet and 2 3/4 inches on the 18th hole at St. Andrews golf course. It was shot by Bob Cook on October 1, 1976.


Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

  • 12-22 | 5th Place | 11 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 2 Detroit: 10
  • Next Up:
    Wed., May 11, 12:10pm vs Detroit Tigers
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  • www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

  • Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 123 days
    Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers
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  • www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • 17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

  • 39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.wild.com

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