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Thought of the Day

Never give up. Keep your thoughts and your mind always on the goal.

- Tom Bradley

Bad Joke of the Day

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Random Fact of the Day

Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than Neptune.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

21-12 | 1st Place | 2.5 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Chicago White Sox: 5 Next Up: Wed., May 12, 12:10pm vs Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 120 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/