Happy Friday the 13th!!

Thought of the Day

Courage is not having the strength to go on, it's going on when you don't have the strength.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Random Fact of the Day

Pool evolved from a lawn game similar to croquet played sometime during the 15th century.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

12-23 | 5th Place | 10.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 7 Detroit: 9 Next Up: Fri., May 13, 7:10pm vs Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 121 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/