Happy Deadline Day!!

Thought of the Day

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard.

- E. Joseph Cossman

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Random Fact of the Day

The storage capacity of the human brain is about 4 terabytes (4,000 gigabytes).

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

22-12 | 1st Place | 2.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Chicago White Sox: 2 Next Up: Fri., May 14, 6:05pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 118 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/