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Thought of the Day

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.

- Marie Curie

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

Random Fact of the Day

You expend more calories eating and digesting celery than there are in the celery itself.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

23-14 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 6 New York Yankees: 3 Next Up: Mon., May 17, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 115 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/