Happy May 18, 2009!!

Day #155

Thought of the Day:

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs.  It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Bad Joke of the Day:

What state is a 2 oz. cola?
Minnesota (mini-soda)!

Random Fact of the Day:

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

18-20  3rd Place  3 games behind

Results: L MIN: 2  NYY: 3

Next Up: Monday, May 18, 6:05pm at New York Yankees

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 118 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_humor.html

http://www.azkidsnet.com/states.htm

http://www.nicefacts.com/