Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

- Thomas Alva Edison

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.

Random Fact of the Day

Starting with the number one, you would have to count to one thousand to use the letter "A".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

24-14 | 1st Place | 2 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 8 Toronto: 3 Next Up: Tues., May 18, 11:37pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 114 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/