Happy May 18, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

You have to walk an inch before you can walk a mile.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.

Random Fact of the Day

Vincent Van Gogh became famous after his death. During his lifetime he only ever sold one painting. He could not support himself with his art.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

13-27 | 5th Place | 13.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Seattle: 1 Next Up: Wed., May 18, 9:05pm at Oakland Athletics   www.twinsbaseball.com

---

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 116 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

---

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

---

Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

---

Thanks for reading the B-Daily!
Email me a thought, jokes, or fact for one point extra credit (once per quarter)!

---

Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/