Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the victory.

- Ted W. Engstrom

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.

Random Fact of the Day

Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

24-15 | 1st Place | 2 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Toronto: 11 Next Up: Wed., May 19, 6:10pm at Boston Red Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 113 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/average.html