The B-Daily

Friday, May 20, 2011 | Day #163


Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

Accept your failures, but never your defeat.

- unknown


Bad Joke of the Day

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Little Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


Random Fact of the Day

In 1884 Paul Gottlieb Nipkow, a 20-year old university student in Germany, patented the first electromechanical television system which employed a scanning disk, a spinning disk with a series of holes spiraling toward the center, for rasterization.


Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

  • 15-27 | 5th Place | 11.5 games behind
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 11 Oakland: 1
  • Next Up:
    Fri., May 20, 8:40pm at Arizona Diamondbacks
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  • www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

  • Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 114 days
    Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers
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  • www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • 17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

  • 39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.wild.com

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