Thought of the Day:
Every rose has its thorns and its
beauty, don't just focus on the thorns. You'll miss the beauty.
submitted by: KE
Bad Joke of the Day:
A new teacher is trying to make
use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, "But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
submitted by: AJ
Random Fact of the Day:
In Oklahoma people can be fined,
arrested, or even put in jail for making ugly faces at a dog.
submitted by: KB
23-22 2nd Place 1.5 games behind
Results: W MIN: 11 TEX: 4
Next Up: Wednesday, May 21, 7:10pm vs Texas Rangers
110 days until 2008 season
22-60 4th Place 3 games behind
Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado
Colorado wins the series 4-2
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