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Day #163

Thought of the Day:

Every rose has its thorns and its beauty, don't just focus on the thorns.  You'll miss the beauty.
submitted by: KE

Bad Joke of the Day:

A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.  She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, "But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
submitted by: AJ

Random Fact of the Day:

In Oklahoma people can be fined, arrested, or even put in jail for making ugly faces at a dog.
submitted by: KB

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

23-22  2nd Place  1.5 games behind

Results:  W MIN: 11  TEX: 4

Next Up: Wednesday, May 21, 7:10pm vs Texas Rangers

Minnesota Vikings

110 days until 2008 season kickoff
9/8 at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

22-60  4th Place  3 games behind
W MIN: 110  MIL: 101
Next Up:
#3 Pick in NBA Draft - June 26, 2008

Minnesota Wild

Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado

Colorado wins the series 4-2
L MIN: 1  COL: 2
Next Up:
Next year


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