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Thought of the Day

There's only one way you can fail, and that's to quit.

- Brian Hays

Bad Joke of the Day

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.

Random Fact of the Day

Smokers are likely to die on average six and a half years earlier than non-smokers.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

24-17 | T-1st Place | 0 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Boston: 6 Next Up: Fri., May 21, 7:10pm vs Milwaukee Brewers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 111 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/average.html