Happy Week 17!!

Thought of the Day

They can always say you won't make it, but it is up to you to let their words be true. Always try to prove them wrong.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Random Fact of the Day

In the earliest Egyptian records, silver was considered more precious than gold.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

15-30 | 5th Place | 14.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Arizona: 3 Next Up: Mon., May 23, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 111 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/