The B-Daily

Tuesday, May 24, 2011 | Day #165


Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

There is a reason your windshield is so big and rear view mirror so small. We're not meant to go backwards.

- unknown


Bad Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris Fact: Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.


Random Fact of the Day

The first spray paint was invented by Edward H. Seymour in 1949.


Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

  • 15-31 | 5th Place | 15.5 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 7 Seattle: 8
  • Next Up:
    Tues., May 24, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners
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  • www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

  • Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 110 days
    Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers
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  • www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • 17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

  • 39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3
  • Next Up:
    Next Year
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  • www.wild.com

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