Happy Last Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

One of these days, is none of these days.

- Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

Random Fact of the Day

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long, or write approximately 50,000 English words.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

26-18 | 1st Place | 1 game ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Milwaukee: 4 Next Up: Tues., May 25, 7:10pm vs New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 107 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/average.html