Happy Last Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Bad Joke of the Day

What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.

Random Fact of the Day

The average mature oak tree sheds approximately 700,000 leaves in the fall.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

26-18 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Milwaukee: 4 Next Up: (resume from 5/25) Wed., May 26, 4:05pm vs New York Yankees Wed., May 26, 6:05pm vs New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 106 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orleans Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=169
• http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jkshort.html
• http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/average.html