Happy May 26, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

What you get out of life is what you put into it.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the spelling.

Random Fact of the Day

The telescope was invented in 1608 by Han Lippershey.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

16-32 | 5th Place | 14.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Seattle: 3 Next Up: Fri., May 27, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 108 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/