Day #167
Thought of the Day:
There is no end to education.
It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with
education. The whole life, from the moment you are born to the moment
you die, is a process of learning.
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
Bad Joke of the Day:
Top Ten Best Homework Excuses
1. I didn't have time - my sister needed my kidney.
2. I converted to a religion that forbids algebra.
3. We had to use it for toilet paper when our plane went down in the desert.
4. My brother sold it on eBay.
5. It was confiscated for national security reasons. I can't say
anymore.
6. My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back.
7. I threw it at someone who said you weren't the best teacher in school.
8. Kobe was sick, so the Lakers asked me to fill in.
9. It was due May 28th of this year? Dang!
10. I don't remember anything after the aliens landed.
Random Fact of the Day:
Those who graduate from high school earn about $0.5 million more in their lifetime than those who do not graduate.
Sports Watches:
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26-25 2nd Place 2 games behind Results: W MIN: 4 KC: 3 Next Up: Wednesday, May 28, 7:10pm at Kansas City |
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103 days until 2008 season
kickoff
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22-60 4th Place 3 games behind |
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Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado
Colorado wins the series 4-2 |