Happy Thursday!!

Day #162

Thought of the Day:

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most people throw away.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Bad Joke of the Day:

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?
A nickel!  The dog cost $1.05.

Random Fact of the Day:

The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

24-24  2nd Place  3.5 games behind

Results: W MIN: 4  BOS: 2

Next Up: Thursday, May 28, 12:10pm vs Boston Red Sox

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 108 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year


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