Day #162
Thought of the Day:
Much may be done in those little
shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most people
throw away.
- Charles Caleb Colton
Bad Joke of the Day:
You have a dime and a dollar, you
buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much
is the collar?
A nickel! The dog cost $1.05.
Random Fact of the Day:
The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.
Sports Watches:
24-24 2nd Place 3.5 games behind Results: W MIN: 4 BOS: 2 Next Up: Thursday, May 28, 12:10pm vs Boston Red Sox |
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Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 108 days Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns |
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24-58 4th Place 30 games behind Results: L MIN: 90 SAC: 97 Next Up: Next Year |
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40-33-9 89PTS 3rd Place 11 points behind Results: W MIN: 6 CLB: 3 Next Up: Next Year |
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Today's Sources:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_time.html