Have A Great Summer!!

Thought of the Day

Many people flounder about in life because they do not have a purpose, an objective toward which to work.

- George Halas

Bad Joke of the Day

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

Random Fact of the Day

In 2009, the unemployment rate of people without a high school diploma was 14.6%. High School graduates had an unemployment rate of 9.7%. Those who graduated with a college bachelor's degree were unemployeed at a rate of 5.2%.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

27-20 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 8 New York Yankees: 2 Next Up: Fri., May 28, 7:10pm vs Texas Rangers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 104 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orleans Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=716
• Laffy Taffy - Banana - #31 Krystal F.
• http://www.bls.gov/emp/ep_chart_001.htm