Happy Last Day of School!!

Day #163

Thought of the Day:

Forget the times of distress, but never forget what they taught you.
- Herbert Gasser

Bad Joke of the Day:

You are driving a bus.  Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off.  What color were the bus driver's eyes?
Whatever color your eyes are because you are driving the bus!

Random Fact of the Day:

The average American uses eight times as much fuel energy as an average person anywhere else in the world.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

24-25  2nd Place  3.5 games behind

Results: L MIN: 1  BOS: 3

Next Up: Friday, May 29, 6:38pm at Tampa Bay Rays

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 107 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year


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