Happy Week 18!!

Thought of the Day

We all have dreams, and they are important, but dreaming alone will not make things happen. In order for them to become true, we have to act in practical ways.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

Random Fact of the Day

The first truly mobile phone went on sale in 1985.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

17-35 | 5th Place | 14.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 5 Detroit: 6 Next Up: Tues., May 31, 6:05pm at Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 103 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/