Happy Thursday!!

Day #3

Thought of the Day:

If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Bad Joke of the Day:

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

Random Fact of the Day:

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

77-62  2nd Place  1 game behind

Results:  L MIN: 4  TOR: 5

Next Up: Thursday, Sept. 4, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays

Minnesota Vikings

4 days until 2008 season kickoff

Next Up: Monday, Sept. 8, 6:00pm at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

55 days until 2008 season tip-off

Next Up: Wednesday, Oct. 29, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

37 days until 2008 season face-off

Next Up: Saturday, Oct. 11, 7:30pm vs Boston Bruins


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