Welcome to the 2010-11 School Year!!

Thought of the Day

All powers are within you, you can do anything and everything.

- Swami Vivekananda

Bad Joke of the Day

What is a "sound" sleeper?
Someone who snores.

Random Fact of the Day

In 2009, the unemployment rate of people without a high school diploma was 14.6%. High School graduates had an unemployment rate of 9.7%. Those who graduated with a college bachelor's degree were unemployeed at a rate of 5.2%.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

81-57 | 1st Place | 3.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Kansas City: 4 Next Up: Tues., Sept. 7, 7:10pm vs Kansas City Royals   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 2 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orleans Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 50 days Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 30 days Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/inspirational-words.html
• Laffy Taffy - Green Apple - #240 Christy M.
• http://www.bls.gov/emp/ep_chart_001.htm