Joyous Monday!!

Day #5

Thought of the Day:

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
-Joseph Addison

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!

Random Fact of the Day:

During "Hot Dog Season", from Memorial Day to Labor Day, Americans consume 818 hotdogs every second!

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

78-65  2nd Place  2.5 games behind

Results:  L MIN: 5  DET: 7

Next Up: Tuesday, Sept. 9, 7:10pm vs Kansas City Royals

Minnesota Vikings

Tonight!!  Are you ready for some football?!?

Next Up: Monday, Sept. 8, 6:00pm at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

51 days until 2008 season tip-off

Next Up: Wednesday, Oct. 29, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

33 days until 2008 season face-off

Next Up: Saturday, Oct. 11, 7:30pm vs Boston Bruins


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