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Thought of the Day

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

- Mark Twain

Bad Joke of the Day

There's two muffins in the oven.
One says, "Man! It's burning up in here!"
The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"

Random Fact of the Day

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace. This is known as propinquity.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

82-57 | 1st Place | 4.5 games ahead
Results:
W - Minnesota: 10 Kansas City: 3
Next Up:
Wed., Sept. 8, 7:10pm vs Kansas City Royals
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: Tomorrow!
Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orleans Saints
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 49 days
Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 29 days
Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes
www.wild.com

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