The B-Daily

Thursday, September 9, 2010 | Day #3

Vikings vs Saints - Tonight!!

Thought of the Day

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

- Satchel Paige

Bad Joke of the Day

A warthog hits this lady and the husband calls 911.
The operator asks, "Where are you at"?
The husband replies, "I'm on Eucolipstic Road."
The operator asks, "Can you spell that for me?"
"Well... I'll just drag her over to Oak so you can you pick her up there?"

Random Fact of the Day

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

  • 83-57 | 1st Place | 5.5 games ahead
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 4 Kansas City: 3
  • Next Up:
    Fri., Sept. 10, 6:05pm at Cleveland Indians

Minnesota Vikings

  • Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: Tonight!
    Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orleans Saints

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 48 days
    Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

  • Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 28 days
    Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes

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