Day #9 

Thought of the Day:

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Bad Joke of the Day:

What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"

Random Fact of the Day:

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

72-74  3rd place  13 games behind  Elimination Number: 4

Results: L  MIN: 3  KC: 6

Next Up: Friday, September 14, 7:10pm vs Detroit

Minnesota Vikings

1-0 T-1st Place

Results: W MIN: 24  ATL: 3

Next Up: Sunday, September 16, 3:05pm at Detroit

Minnesota Timberwolves

49 days until 07-08 season opener (11/2)

Minnesota Wild

20 days until 07-08 season opener (10/4)


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