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Thought of the Day

A person who wants to lead the orchestra must turn their back on the crowd.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.

Random Fact of the Day

The United States has the world's highest number of McDonald's restaurants per capita.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

85-58 | 1st Place | 6 games ahead | Magic #: 14 Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Cleveland: 2 Next Up: Tues., Sept. 14, 7:10pm at Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

0-1 Results: L - Minnesota: 9 New Orleans: 14 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 19, 12:00pm vs Miami Dolphins   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 43 days Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 23 days Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/inspirational-words.html
• http://www.cleanjoke.com
• http://www.nationmaster.com/facts.php