Happy September 15, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- Walter Bagehot

Bad Joke of the Day

Did you hear about the midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
Now there is a small medium at large!!

Random Fact of the Day

Americans die of obesity more often than any other nation, with more deaths than Mexico, Germany, Spain, Austria and Canada combined.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

86-58 | 1st Place | 7 games ahead | Magic #: 12 Results: W - Minnesota: 9 Chicago White Sox: 3 Next Up: Wed., Sept. 15, 7:10pm at Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

0-1 Results: L - Minnesota: 9 New Orleans: 14 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 19, 12:00pm vs Miami Dolphins   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 42 days Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 22 days Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/inspirational-words.html
• http://www.cleanjoke.com
• http://www.nationmaster.com/facts.php