Wonderful Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

- Tom Bodett

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Random Fact of the Day

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

74-72 | 2nd Place | 4.5 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 7 Cleveland: 3
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 18, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

1-0 | T-1st Place
Results:
W - Minnesota: 34 Cleveland: 20
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 20, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 41 days
Next Up:
Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 09-10 Season Face-off: 16 days
Next Up:
Sat., Oct. 3, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets
www.wild.com

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