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Thought of the Day

The foolish person seeks happiness in the distance, the wise one grows it under their feet.

- James Openhelm

Bad Joke of the Day

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Random Fact of the Day

Of the eight countries which include the word "democratic" in their conventional long form name, three are dictatorships: North Korea (Democratic People's Republic of Korea), Laos (Lao People's Democratic Republic) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

88-58 | 1st Place | 9 games ahead | Magic #: 8 Results: W - Minnesota: 8 Chicago White Sox: 5 Next Up: Fri., Sept. 17, 7:10pm vs Oakland Athletics   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

0-1 Results: L - Minnesota: 9 New Orleans: 14 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 19, 12:00pm vs Miami Dolphins   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 40 days Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 20 days Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/inspirational-words.html
• http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060727112254AAcJvhI
• http://www.nationmaster.com/facts.php