Jolly Tuesday!!

Day #11 

Thought of the Day:

A failure is a person who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
-Elbert Hubbard

Bad Joke of the Day:

What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

Random Fact of the Day:

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

73-77  3rd place  15 games behind ~ Eliminated

Results: W  MIN: 5  TEX: 4

Next Up: Tuesday, September 18, 7:10pm vs Texas

Minnesota Vikings

1-1 T-3rd Place

Results: L MIN: 17  DET: 20  OT

Next Up: Sunday, September 23, 12:00pm at Kansas City

Minnesota Timberwolves

45 days until 07-08 season opener (11/2)

Minnesota Wild

16 days until 07-08 season opener (10/4)

 

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