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Thought of the Day

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
He was stuffed!

Random Fact of the Day

A Holstein's spots are like a fingerprint or snowflake. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

74-72 | 2nd Place | 4 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 7 Cleveland: 3 Next Up: Fri., Sept. 18, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

1-0 | T-1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 34 Cleveland: 20 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 20, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 40 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 09-10 Season Face-off: 15 days Next Up: Sat., Oct. 3, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/life/
• http://www.wxs.ca/jr/riddles.html
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/factsanimal.html