T.G.I.F.!!

Day #14

Thought of the Day:

Difficulties should act as a tonic.  They should spur us to greater exertion.
- B.C. Forbes

Bad Joke of the Day:

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

Random Fact of the Day:

A modern glass bottle would take 4000 years to decompose, and even longer if it's in the landfill!.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

83-70  2nd Place  1.5 games behind

Results:  W MIN: 11  TB: 8

Next Up: Friday, Sept. 19, 6:10pm at Tampa Bay Rays

Minnesota Vikings

0-2  T-3rd Place
Results: L MIN: 15  IND: 18

Next Up: Sunday, Sept. 21, 12:00pm vs Carolina Panthers

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

40 days until 2008 season tip-off

Next Up: Wednesday, Oct. 29, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

22 days until 2008 season face-off

Next Up: Saturday, Oct. 11, 7:30pm vs Boston Bruins

 

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