Happy Day #11!!

Thought of the Day

All powers are within you, you can do anything and everything.

- Swami Vivekananda

Bad Joke of the Day

While driving down the road a man ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a Bee flew in his window.
The Bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas," replied the man.
The Bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," exclaimed the Bee!
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you do???"
"Ahhh, it was easy," said the Bee. We just filled it up with "BP".

Random Fact of the Day

The USA has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

90-60 | 1st Place | 11 games ahead | Magic #: 2
Results:
W - Minnesota: 9 Cleveland: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Sept. 21, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

0-2
Results:
L - Minnesota: 10 Miami: 14
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 26, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 36 days
Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 10-11 Season Face-off: 16 days
Thurs., Oct. 7, 11:00am vs Carolina Hurricanes
www.wild.com

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