Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.

- Byrd Baggett

Bad Joke of the Day

Which cat would you never play poker with?
A Cheetah!

Random Fact of the Day

Snails produce a colorless, sticky discharge that forms a protective carpet under them as they travel along. It is so effective that they can crawl along the edge of a razor without cutting themselves.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

78-73 | 2nd Place | 2.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 8 Chicago White Sox: 6 Next Up: Wed., Sept. 23, 7:11pm at Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

2-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 13 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 27, 12:00pm vs San Francisco 49ers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 35 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 09-10 Season Face-off: 10 days Next Up: Sat., Oct. 3, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/life/
• http://www.wxs.ca/jr/riddles.html
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/factsanimal.html