Thought of the Day:
Little minds are tamed and
subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it.
- Washington Irving
Bad Joke of the Day:
When the waitress in a New York
City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit
dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
Random Fact of the Day:
A typical family consumes 182 gallons of pop, 29 gallons of juice, 104 gallons of milk, and 26 gallons of bottled water a year!
85-72 2nd Place 1.5 games behind
Results: W MIN: 9 CHI: 3
Next Up: Wednesday, Sept. 24, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox
1-2 T-2nd Place
Next Up: Sunday, Sept. 28, 12:00pm at Tennessee Titans
35 days until 2008 season tip-off
Next Up: Wednesday, Oct. 29, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings
17 days until 2008 season face-off
Next Up: Saturday, Oct. 11, 7:30pm vs Boston Bruins
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