Happy Midterm!!

Day #16

Thought of the Day:

Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it.
- Washington Irving

Bad Joke of the Day:

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.  "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered.  "What is it now?"

Random Fact of the Day:

A typical family consumes 182 gallons of pop, 29 gallons of juice, 104 gallons of milk, and 26 gallons of bottled water a year!

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

85-72  2nd Place  1.5 games behind

Results:  W MIN: 9  CHI: 3

Next Up: Wednesday, Sept. 24, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox

Minnesota Vikings

1-2  T-2nd Place
Results: W MIN: 20  CAR: 10

Next Up: Sunday, Sept. 28, 12:00pm at Tennessee Titans


Minnesota Timberwolves

35 days until 2008 season tip-off

Next Up: Wednesday, Oct. 29, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

17 days until 2008 season face-off

Next Up: Saturday, Oct. 11, 7:30pm vs Boston Bruins


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