Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- Walter Bagehot

Bad Joke of the Day

Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk!

Random Fact of the Day

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

79-73 | 2nd Place | 3 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 8 Chicago White Sox: 6 Next Up: Fri., Sept. 25, 7:10pm at Kansas City Royals   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

2-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 27 Detroit: 13 Next Up: Sun., Sept. 27, 12:00pm vs San Francisco 49ers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 33 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 09-10 Season Face-off: 8 days Next Up: Sat., Oct. 3, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/life/
• http://www.wxs.ca/jr/riddles.html
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/factsanimal.html