Wonderful Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Bad Joke of the Day

The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you're out.

Random Fact of the Day

In 2009, the Minnesota Twins became the only team in Major League Baseball history to win their division after trailing by three games with four to play.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Detroit: 5 Next Up: ALDS - Best of 5 Wed., Oct. 7, 5:07pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

4-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Green Bay: 23 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 11, 12:00pm at St. Louis Rams   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 21 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-1 | 2 Points | T-3rd Place | 4 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Anaheim: 3 Next Up: Thurs., Oct. 8, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Kings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/happiness/2.html
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20091006&content_id=7367504&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=min