Tremendous Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

- Albert Ellis

Bad Joke of the Day

Why couldn't they sell soda pop at the doubleheader?
The home team lost the opener.

Random Fact of the Day

In ten years, the average man shaves off a pound of whiskers.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 2 New York: 7 Next Up: ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Lead Series 1-0 Fri., Oct. 9, 5:07pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

4-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Green Bay: 23 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 11, 12:00pm at St. Louis Rams   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 20 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-1 | 2 Points | T-3rd Place | 4 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Anaheim: 3 Next Up: Thurs., Oct. 8, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Kings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/happiness/2.html
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html