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Thought of the Day

If you see a friend without a smile; give them one of yours.

- Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

There was an umpire who was famous for wandering all over the baseball diamond. During one game, he got hit in the head by a foul ball and fell down.
The catcher said, "We've just witnessed the fall of the roamin' umpire."

Random Fact of the Day

A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 2 New York: 7 Next Up: ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Lead Series 1-0 Fri., Oct. 9, 5:07pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

4-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 30 Green Bay: 23 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 11, 12:00pm at St. Louis Rams   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 19 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-2 | 2 Points | T-4th Place | 6 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Los Angeles: 6 Next Up: Sat., Oct. 10, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://thinkexist.com/quotations/smile/
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html