Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

- Jimmy Buffett

Bad Joke of the Day

First Boy: Wow! It's a run-home!
Second Boy: You mean a home run.
First Boy: No, I mean a run-home. You just hit the ball through the neighbor's window!

Random Fact of the Day

A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 St. Louis: 10 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 18, 12:00pm vs Baltimore Ravens   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 16 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-3 | 2 Points | 5th Place | 6 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 San Jose: 4 Next Up: Wed., Oct. 14, 9:00pm at Anaheim Ducks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=6
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html