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Thought of the Day

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people.

- Alexis Carrel

Bad Joke of the Day

Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first base to second base?
Because there's a shortstop between second and third.

Random Fact of the Day

An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 38 St. Louis: 10 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 18, 12:00pm vs Baltimore Ravens   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 15 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-3 | 2 Points | 5th Place | 6 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 San Jose: 4 Next Up: Wed., Oct. 14, 9:00pm at Anaheim Ducks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=6
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html