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Thought of the Day

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.

- Horace Walpole

Bad Joke of the Day

Boy: Doc, do you think I can play football after this cast is off my leg?
Doctor: Certainly.
Boy: Thanks. I couldn't play before.

Random Fact of the Day

Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour - about 1.5 pounds a year. By 70 years of age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 33 Baltimore: 31 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 25, 12:00pm at Pittsburgh Steelers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 9 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-6 | 2 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Oct. 21, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=6
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html