Happy Short Week!!

Thought of the Day

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.

- Danny Kaye

Bad Joke of the Day

Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken.

Random Fact of the Day

The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

ALDS: Yankees Win Series 3-0 Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 6 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

2-3 Results: W - Minnesota: 24 Dallas: 21 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 24, 7:20pm at Green Bay Packers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 10-11 Season Tip-off: 7 days Wed., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

2-2-1 | 5 Points | 3rd Place | 3 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Oct. 21, 8:00pm at Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/clever-quotes-on-life.html
• http://www.jokesclean.com/
• http://www.funcracker.com/