Wonderful Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who also knows why will always be their boss.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the ghost try out for the cheerleading squad?
To add a little team spirit.

Random Fact of the Day

The "funny bone" is not a bone, it is a nerve.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 33 Baltimore: 31 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 25, 12:00pm at Pittsburgh Steelers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 7 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

1-6 | 2 Points | 5th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Oct. 21, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html