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Thought of the Day

You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.

- Henry Ford

Bad Joke of the Day

Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Random Fact of the Day

The average human body contains enough: iron to make a 3 inch nail, sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads, and water to fill a ten-gallon tank.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 33 Baltimore: 31 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 25, 12:00pm at Pittsburgh Steelers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 6 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

2-6 | 4 Points | 5th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 2 Next Up: Fri., Oct. 23, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html