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Thought of the Day

Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

- David Lloyd George

Bad Joke of the Day

What dessert should basketball players never eat?
Turnovers.

Random Fact of the Day

The average person takes 8,000 to 10,000 steps a day. Those cover several miles, and they all add up to about 115,000 miles in a lifetime - equal to circling the globe nearly five times.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

87-76 | 1st Place - AL Central Division Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 1 New York: 4 ALDS - Best of 5 - Yankees Win Series 3-0 Next Up: Next Year   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-0 | 1st Place Results: W - Minnesota: 33 Baltimore: 31 Next Up: Sun., Oct. 25, 12:00pm at Pittsburgh Steelers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 09-10 Season Tip-off: 5 days Next Up: Wed., Oct. 28, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

2-6 | 4 Points | 5th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 2 Next Up: Fri., Oct. 23, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=7
• Stamper, J.B. 101 Super Sports Jokes. New York: Scholastic, 1988.
• http://www.eszlinger.com/facts/index.html